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December 13, 2002

I Don't Wanna Work, I Just Wanna *BANG!*

It's time for some more twisting of the language by the twisted PA Regime "Security Regime" in Pee Aye's Nut House. The Secret Word for today is work. When you hear Pee Aye say the Secret Word in a sarcastic manner, scream really loud, okay?

Let's start with a few job openings that have recently popped up in the Jerusalem Post:

A Palestinian man was killed and another wounded when an explosion rocked the house they were in, in the Gaza Strip refugee camp of al-Boureij Friday afternoon, Israel Radio reported.

The source of the explosion was unknown, but the report quoted Palestinian security personnel as saying it may have been the outcome of a "work accident", meaning the explosives the two were handling had gone off.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! You said the Secret Word!

Look, it's pretty simple. If building bombs in your house is work, then the unemployment rate of Gaza and the West Bank should be reported as near-zero. I'm sure the UNRWA would be proud of that fact if they thought of their years of hard work in the territories.